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HILLBILLY HOOTIN’ AND HOLLERIN’!
Yooooohoooo! Can you hear me now?
Hillbilly Clan No. 53 had a fingerlickin’ good time at us to hear William Dell and the Weejums at the Westmoreland
their ceremonial on August 25 at the Steinheiser Camp, a bit Country Club. If you head out on Rte. 22 east of Murrysville
of a hike from Marienville, PA. Us cuzzins came from all you can fly on past the cloverleaf to Rte 66. Just up ahead you
over these parts of Pennsyltucky to enjoy a day of greetin’, a ways, you will see the Chevy dealership on the left. Turn
eatin’, and bringin’ Flatlanders to true Hillbilly Light. You right at the storage building and follow the road a spell and
Flatlanders just don’t know what you are missin’ by not pass through the traffic light and you will see the entrance on
comin’ by and sittin’ a spell with your cuzzins in the the right side of the road. Park you car in the lot and come
Hillbillies! We have a great bunch of kinfolk who love up to the front door. They have those fancy fellows who will
havin’ a good time with one ‘tother. That almost ever’ time park it for you at the front door, but that might set you back a
includes some mighty fine vittles and this Ceremonial was few extra dollars! The concert costs only $20 per person and
no differ’nt. beverages and food is available for sale.
I just can’t imagine how those folks do it, whippin’ up the If’n you just couldn’t get yourself to this summer
best vittles for such a big crowd of cuzzins as we had up in ceremonial, don’t be afeard. We do bring in new members
the woods up north. It was all very tasty! I am not sure, but from time to time, so round up an application and your dollars
I missed getting any possum grits this year and the road kill to send to Cuzzin Robert Kording. He will fix you right up
hot dish neither. Mebbe next gatherin’. and will let you know when the next chance to join comes up.
I am fixin’ to send some pitchers for yinz to see what we Well this pencil stub is plumb wore out. Bye for now. It is
all was up to. They are not that sort, mind you, as some time to slide this under the door at the Shrine to get it in the
might think. We had youngins, and middlers and even some Voice.
retired folks who made the effort to leave their golf clubs,
recipe books and trip magazines at home and come out to Your Cuzzin,
see everybody. Preacher David Eichelberger
We are fixin’ to have another concert out in the Scrub- Keeper of the Cob
lands north of Greensburg in December. Friday nite, Dec. 14
our Grand Rabban of the Clan Andy Caldwell has scheduled
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